this is so funny
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Yeah, if I was an Uber driver, I sure as shit wouldn’t be picking up any demons of Slaanesh and letting them into my vehicle.
I’m fucking screaming
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
This post always puts me on the floor
Dude in the black coat is like “she doesn’t even go to this plane”
what the fuck is going on between poseidon and zeus right now
“Eyes the half of the continent that’s on fire”
Hephaestus can chill too TBH.
French
mathematician Abraham de Moivre predicted the date of his own death. He
noted he was sleeping fifteen minutes longer each day and predicted he
would die the day he slept 24 hours. November 27, 1754. He was correct.
